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AwkwardPartyBear

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9904
  • Number of comments : 306
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About AwkwardPartyBear : ~Hello There Stalker! Im Awkward!~I am a magical pony who lives in Pinkie Pie's basement. She feeds me apple pie made from AppleJack's family! And Fluttershy lets me pet her bunny! Rarity handles the clothing down here and keeps me updated on the latest fashion. Anyways, I never come out often, because I'm on the FML app. I'm undercover to get interesting stories for Twilight. Also, I have a drunk bear holding balloons in its paws on my upper right asscheek, like most ponies who have random crap on their ass. I can fly like some ponies do, but I am also a Unicorn. Even though my kickass flying makes ponies jelly, RainbowDash always beat me in races. That bastard! Derpy is one of my bestest friends (We like to derp alot). The ponies call me awkward, because there for, I am awkward. My original name in pony language is Neeeeeyyyy.. But in English it is PartyBear. I will be happy to teach you horse language if you like.

AwkwardPartyBear's page activity

Visits<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 11:47pm<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 11:44pm<b>roman11</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 6:31am<b>mysteryman98</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 10:36pm<b>KhaleesiDannie</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 12:31pm<b>glencoco63</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 10:47am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 3:25pm<b>ladycube</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 10:19pm<b>Knaxer</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 12:17pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 8:40pm<b>walker9879</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:24pm<b>boricualuv</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:41pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 2:05am<b>Starzak</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 3:49pm<b>PotatosRGud</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:14pm<b>jsb1426</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 5:23am<b>mikuxxhatsune</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 5:28am<b>brennaunderwood</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 8:11am

Fucked!<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 5:48am<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 5:45am<b>walker9879</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 4:11pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 10:29am<b>sofiia_bahriy</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 3:58pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:45pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:35am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 8:35pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 4:46pm<b>JodogX13</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 6:13am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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AwkwardPartyBear's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2013 at 7:20am / Slovakia / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad learned that it's possible to power a lightbulb with a potato. Since then, he's been going around the house removing all the plugs from the wall and plugging them into potatoes instead. He's absolutely baffled as to why it won't work. FML

by Darkandcold / 01/09/2013 at 2:23pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

by lovingthis / 01/09/2013 at 11:48am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

by lovingthis / 01/09/2013 at 11:48am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, a little girl came in and asked if we had any dance clothes. As I showed her, I asked if she was in a competition. When she said yes, I crossed my fingers and told her I hoped she would win. Unfortunately, I didn't cross them properly and I accidentally gave her the finger. FML

by georgiamarshall_ / 01/09/2013 at 5:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2013 at 2:02am / Israel / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

by life// / 01/08/2013 at 6:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

by no sleep for me / 01/08/2013 at 2:44am / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

by maddiecat / 01/08/2013 at 12:34am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2013 at 8:06am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I unknowingly used my shampoo thinking it was leave-in-conditioner. While walking to work, it started to rain. I started to produce suds. FML

by nomegusta / 01/05/2013 at 10:59am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

by marisa / 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Love

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

by pipefitter28 / 12/27/2012 at 1:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

by Bouh / 12/26/2012 at 11:04pm / Love

Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML

by hborkowski / 12/26/2012 at 11:03pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous