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AwkwardPartyBear

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AwkwardPartyBear

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7102
  • Number of comments : 306
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About AwkwardPartyBear : ~Hello There Stalker! Im Awkward!~I am a magical pony who lives in Pinkie Pie's basement. She feeds me apple pie made from AppleJack's family! And Fluttershy lets me pet her bunny! Rarity handles the clothing down here and keeps me updated on the latest fashion. Anyways, I never come out often, because I'm on the FML app. I'm undercover to get interesting stories for Twilight. Also, I have a drunk bear holding balloons in its paws on my upper right asscheek, like most ponies who have random crap on their ass. I can fly like some ponies do, but I am also a Unicorn. Even though my kickass flying makes ponies jelly, RainbowDash always beat me in races. That bastard! Derpy is one of my bestest friends (We like to derp alot). The ponies call me awkward, because there for, I am awkward. My original name in pony language is Neeeeeyyyy.. But in English it is PartyBear. I will be happy to teach you horse language if you like.

AwkwardPartyBear's page activity

Visits<b>sofiia_bahriy</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 9:58am<b>mrlawlor7777</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 1:08am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 8:45am<b>UnknownTracker</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 1:41pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 8:07pm<b>marcusterry</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:45pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 2:13pm<b>Wer3Wolf3</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 1:43pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 2:35pm<b>Allnightampm</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 8:06am<b>Formula86</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 1:42am<b>PickledSweets</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:51pm<b>franzidonst</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:22pm<b>stryggzy</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:36am<b>Harpy</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 7:36pm<b>Scrambled</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 9:46am<b>monkeyxD</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 6:26am<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 5:08pm

Fucked!<b>sofiia_bahriy</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 3:58pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:45pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:35am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 8:35pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 4:46pm<b>JodogX13</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 6:13am

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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AwkwardPartyBear's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML

#20901708
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35338) - you deserved it (11816)

On 09/30/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by sothisishowidie - Guam

Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML

#20896646
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35378) - you deserved it (2971)

On 09/26/2013 at 9:50am - health - by CancerFdMyLife (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML

#20892589
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38329) - you deserved it (3052)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

#20890415
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36542) - you deserved it (11138)

On 09/21/2013 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

#20886441
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39342) - you deserved it (17123)

On 09/18/2013 at 10:53am - animals - by OldHabitsDieHard - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

#20878614
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56272) - you deserved it (3468)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59153) - you deserved it (9575)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

#20876988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49726) - you deserved it (3967)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

#20876692
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56046) - you deserved it (12584)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by spiritbeast33 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

#20869663
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33871) - you deserved it (3110)

On 09/05/2013 at 11:27pm - misc - by Thesuz - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML

#20867249
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34464) - you deserved it (10873)

On 09/04/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by interphaseprophasemetaphase (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML

#20857611
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41766) - you deserved it (4921)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:33am - kids - by Alice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML

#20847854
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44344) - you deserved it (3118)

On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

#20847705
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39821) - you deserved it (24150)

On 08/21/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Loser (man) - United States

Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

#20843350
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38476) - you deserved it (15139)

On 08/18/2013 at 4:13pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)



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