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AwkwardPartyBear
  • Town/Country : Florida, U.S.A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 529
  • Number of comments : 147
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AwkwardPartyBear : ~Hello There Stalker! Im Awkward!~I am a magical pony who lives in Pinkie Pie's basement. I would not recommend coming down here since I do have human skulls on my walls... Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that (this is advice on not to mess with me). Anyways, I never come out often, because I am too busy saving the world with my kickass pony skills through FML. I also have a drunk bear holding balloons in its paws on my upper right asscheek, like most ponies who have random crap on their ass. I can fly like some ponies do, but I am also a Unicorn and an Earth pony as well. Even though my kickass flying makes ponies jelly, RainbowDash always beat me in races. That bastard! The ponies call me awkward, because there for, I am awkward. My original name in pony language is Neeeeeyyyy.. But in English it is PartyBear. I will be happy to teach you horse language if you like.

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Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

#19668555 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (3332) - you deserved it (340)

On 05/23/2012 at 5:14pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

#19661428 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (4387) - you deserved it (552)

On 05/22/2012 at 8:21am - love - by ordinaryday - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (4233) - you deserved it (795)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, it's been three weeks since I started using a hair-growth shampoo in the hopes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make the hair I do have monstrously bushy, both upstairs and down. FML

#19658490 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (3998) - you deserved it (898)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:47pm - health - by bear - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

#19651204 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (7104) - you deserved it (2993)

On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML

#19641657 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (5480) - you deserved it (492)

On 05/18/2012 at 12:05pm - love - by ohyesIfeelspecial (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML

I agree, your life sucks (5007) - you deserved it (1261)

On 05/17/2012 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1786) - you deserved it (11350)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)



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