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AwkwardHomo
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 September 1985 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 6225
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42635) - you deserved it (15692)

On 03/21/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by Bden (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69029) - you deserved it (5040)

On 03/17/2009 at 3:25am - love - by isaacBENNETT (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we started dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decided to look up what it is. He gave me a bible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58862) - you deserved it (11791)

On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I put my picture into a celebrity look alike website. The three matches that came up were Barbra Streisand, Hillary Clinton, and Boy George. I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41651) - you deserved it (5308)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by oconron (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46111) - you deserved it (8623)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)