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Awesomeness44
  • Town/Country : New York
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 September 1997 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 212
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Awesomeness44 : I love music, it's pretty much my whole life. I wish I had an awesome theme song that played during epic moments.... Peace Out

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Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

#18409313 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (14431) - you deserved it (842)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8145) - you deserved it (1011)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

#18402392 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (7191) - you deserved it (1571)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (26442) - you deserved it (3503)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17817) - you deserved it (2536)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24724) - you deserved it (1894)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France



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