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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 391
  • Number of comments : 24
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Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML


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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML


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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML


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On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML


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Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML


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