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AwesomeMe124
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52247) - you deserved it (7878)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103029) - you deserved it (13934)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

#16140473
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34569) - you deserved it (4999)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML

#16138835
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9546) - you deserved it (20382)

On 05/12/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:20pm - health - by anonymous -



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