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Aweh_Olivia
  • Town/Country : Alberta, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55274) - you deserved it (6863)

On 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm - intimacy - by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU (man) - United States (California)

Today, it seems to have got to the point where I take fleas off my cat so often that I now have dreams about finding the biggest and most perfect flea. FML

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50241) - you deserved it (12047)

On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

#21075644
141 comments

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On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML

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196 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19563) - you deserved it (3984)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:22am - kids - by beautifulme (woman) - United States



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