![[fr]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_fr_hover.gif)
![[it]](http://cdn2.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_it_hover.gif)
![[es2]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_es2_hover.gif)
![[tr]](http://cdn4.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_tr_hover.gif)
![[de]](http://cdn1.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_de_hover.gif)
![[ru]](http://cdn4.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_ru_hover.gif)
![[se]](http://cdn2.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_se_hover.gif)
About AvengedBodom : i like to bike, listen to music, chill
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33958) - you deserved it (5750)
On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Dakota)
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36963) - you deserved it (15056)
On 07/02/2009 at 12:13am - misc - by S4L - Sent from mobile version
Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9389) - you deserved it (29786)
On 07/01/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Beccarr - United Kingdom (Wokingham)
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks (77435) - you deserved it (3345)
On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9554) - you deserved it (44578)
Today, I went on my honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise my new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML
I agree, your life sucks (65188) - you deserved it (1804)
On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my daughter asked me what the youngest age you should start having sex is, being a good mother I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh...shoot." and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML
I agree, your life sucks (59798) - you deserved it (8574)
On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29947) - you deserved it (10654)
On 06/29/2009 at 6:59pm - misc - by peace_lost (man) - United States (California)
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
I agree, your life sucks (12405) - you deserved it (38568)
On 06/29/2009 at 5:52pm - misc - by Cheech (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML
I agree, your life sucks (51807) - you deserved it (5132)
On 06/29/2009 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19392) - you deserved it (30565)
On 06/29/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML
I agree, your life sucks (38638) - you deserved it (3843)
On 06/29/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by wowzersthatsucks - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37389) - you deserved it (8666)
On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I'd had a quarter in my pocket. I find no change in my pocket once I get to the register, so I pull out my credit card. The cashier laughs a few seconds later. My card was declined for a piece of gum. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26943) - you deserved it (10170)
On 06/29/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by DeniedAgain (man) - United States (Missouri)
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
