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Avaquin

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 September 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10985
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Avaquin : Im moving to Leeds in 2 weeks!

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Avaquin's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 3:38pm<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 12:10pm<b>swervelol</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 12:24am<b>Earth_walker</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 12:03pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 9:57am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:40pm<b>Spartancjm</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:40am<b>JohnTheMermaid</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 5:19am<b>racerboy102</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:27am<b>Masturdebater</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 10:32pm<b>DamnBailie</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 12:46am<b>SweetPsycho</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 10:59pm<b>schindler12345</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 5:39am<b>vaselineslug</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 5:22pm<b>bad_luck_blondie</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 6:06pm<b>One_Way</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 11:51am<b>seetei</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 5:16pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 11:13pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 9:38pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 3:40am<b>SweetPsycho</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 4:59am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:39pm

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Avaquin's favorite FMLs

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

by MoxyR12 / 06/24/2009 at 11:33am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

by steven / 06/24/2009 at 11:33am / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

by Anonymous / 06/24/2009 at 5:59am / United States (Nevada) / Work

Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML

by Nutty / 06/24/2009 at 1:10am / United States (New Hampshire) / Transportation

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

by cmac1229 / 06/23/2009 at 6:52pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML

by Tygastyle / 06/23/2009 at 1:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

by Anonymous / 06/23/2009 at 1:28am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, while on the road I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up and pissing off several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

by Xtine / 06/23/2009 at 12:44am / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I had an interview with IBM. For a week I did extensive research and preparation for the interview. At first the interview was going really well. I was hitting all the marks. Then just as a final casual question she asked with a smile "What does IBM stand for?". I didn't know. FML

by MrZhang / 06/22/2009 at 11:34pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "guest." FML

by highschoolnobody / 06/22/2009 at 10:28pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a job interview with a person named Chris. The entire time I couldn't figure out if Chris was a man or woman. The interview went as good as it could have went. At the end I said, "Thank you very much sir." Wrong gender. FML

by Anonymous / 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

by tamp / 06/22/2009 at 3:47am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

by Anonymous / 06/12/2009 at 2:39am / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation