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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 659
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Avalanches's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7179) - you deserved it (59057)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my mii knocked out her mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one player mode. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35140) - you deserved it (4643)

On 07/15/2010 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by knock_out (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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