About Auzou : I enjoy Tae Kwon Do, since I have been doing it for around 6 years. And i LOVE golf :D And my favorite music group is...LMFAO! >:D aaaaannnnddd New Boyz! Cuz "I ride skiiniez!" xD So Whaaat?!
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by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by halloweed / 11/16/2011 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by lunarstrain / 11/08/2011 at 1:11am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 10:43am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by S. Bauer / 11/02/2011 at 9:50am / Portugal / Love
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 3:12am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
by HOe HOe HOe / 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by me / 10/29/2011 at 12:43am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by ifeeldirty / 10/27/2011 at 8:22am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by teardrops / 09/21/2010 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 3:10am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…