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About Auzou : I enjoy Tae Kwon Do, since I have been doing it for around 6 years. And i LOVE golf :D And my favorite music group is...LMFAO! >:D aaaaannnnddd New Boyz! Cuz "I ride skiiniez!" xD So Whaaat?!
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Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
Friday 22 May 2015