About Auzou : I enjoy Tae Kwon Do, since I have been doing it for around 6 years. And i LOVE golf :D And my favorite music group is...LMFAO! >:D aaaaannnnddd New Boyz! Cuz "I ride skiiniez!" xD So Whaaat?!
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Auzou's favorite FMLs
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by halloweed / 11/16/2011 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by lunarstrain / 11/08/2011 at 1:11am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 10:43am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by S. Bauer / 11/02/2011 at 9:50am / Portugal / Love
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 3:12am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
by HOe HOe HOe / 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by me / 10/29/2011 at 12:43am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by ifeeldirty / 10/27/2011 at 8:22am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/21/2010 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by teardrops / 09/21/2010 at 4:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 3:10am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Work
- Today, the guy I've been with for 4 years chose hard drugs over me and our daughter. Happy birthday… Today, my dad brought home yet another different brand of dog food. Today was also the day I spent… Today, I have had such a lack of motivation that I had to consider brushing my teeth as a personal…