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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 June 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 386
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31327) - you deserved it (5322)

On 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by namenlos (man) - Australia

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20678) - you deserved it (4390)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML

#18553944
149 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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204 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 1:51am - intimacy - by whathef???? - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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116 comments

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On 01/13/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by boundandgagged (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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On 05/31/2009 at 2:46am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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