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Visits<b>Saywat145</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 12:56am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 1:40pm<b>freeport_aidan</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 9:34am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 12:17am<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 4:02am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 5:19pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 9:44am<b>Elgaard</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 2:51am<b>needsomefunny</b> - the 09/09/2013 at 12:43am<b>CaiDog</b> - the 08/03/2013 at 3:12am<b>Ashamed_Sister</b> - the 04/30/2013 at 10:36am<b>BIGASSTITS</b> - the 02/22/2012 at 3:02am<b>fthislyfe</b> - the 09/25/2011 at 10:45am<b>yoursucklives</b> - the 08/07/2011 at 9:40am<b>Jeffu</b> - the 07/13/2011 at 1:34am<b>Zebidee</b> - the 06/16/2011 at 1:24pm<b>GDIalex</b> - the 06/16/2011 at 5:55am<b>Karamelo</b> - the 06/15/2011 at 8:15pm

Fucked!<b>AHzulu</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 10:19pm

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Up and coming moderator

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

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AustrianChaos's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

by kringr / 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

by Proof-Reader / 12/15/2009 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

by janedoe / 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work