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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 July 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 491
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AustinTaylor06 : My name's Austin, I'm a laid back guy and don't care what people say and I'm Canadian, eh?;) And I LOVE basketball ♥♥

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AustinTaylor06's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

by my dumb bro / 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm / United States (Arkansas) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

by RedWaters / 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil tempted her. FML

by sonofahypocriticalwhore / 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous