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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 August 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 620
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48605) - you deserved it (3940)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chaf by profassion. Not only did my family buy a caka from my bakary, I had to maka it mysalf and inscriba it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. Tha worst part is, thay askd monay from ma to pay for it. FML

#5181062
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41697) - you deserved it (2503)

On 09/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by peter (man) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, I was driving new car homehen I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped an allowed it to crosshen all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit an killed the groundhog. FML

#5168963
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40005) - you deserved it (11743)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by hatecolin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47248) - you deserved it (6346)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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