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Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44974) - you deserved it (24369)

On 03/24/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by casey (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17890) - you deserved it (43397)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by legit (man) - United States (California)

Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64708) - you deserved it (3105)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:59pm - misc - by lalalee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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