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About AudreySucks : I think we should be friends, man. By the way, that's not really me in the photo. I just really love the picture! Also I really love the band Brad Sucks. (The reason I am telling this is because it's where I got my username! Obviously.)
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Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML
Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML
Friday 5 February 2016