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  • Number of visits : 280
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AudreySucks : I think we should be friends, man. By the way, that's not really me in the photo. I just really love the picture! Also I really love the band Brad Sucks. (The reason I am telling this is because it's where I got my username! Obviously.)

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Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

#20662624
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55911) - you deserved it (3968)

On 05/14/2013 at 8:03am - health - by toothache - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37814) - you deserved it (12073)

On 05/14/2013 at 7:32am - misc - by ktorih137 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38586) - you deserved it (3947)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51251) - you deserved it (18242)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41174) - you deserved it (7143)

On 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm - kids - by What the fuck, son? (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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