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Audem

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Audem

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  • Town/Country : Le Mans, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1319
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>beeferjay</b> - 21 hours ago<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 8:06am<b>MlgMrPigy</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 12:02am<b>januswraith6</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:23pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 8:20pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:55pm<b>QBChris43</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:15am<b>gopi</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:46pm<b>myeviltwin</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:03pm<b>Faddyy6</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:19pm<b>hfudge</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:05pm<b>paintedchocolate</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 3:19pm<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 10:55pm<b>tripler12</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 5:06pm<b>WordBea</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 12:25pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 12:21pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 8:34am<b>bubblesBVB61113</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 4:35am

Fucked!<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:06pm<b>januswraith6</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:23pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:20am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:55am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:21pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:05am<b>24jfred</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:44am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 8:37pm<b>themechanic315</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 8:07pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 8:05pm<b>gamergirl18155</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 12:14am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 5:46pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 6:20pm<b>RA91</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 4:44am<b>Termanator141</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 4:43am<b>TOLL</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 10:26pm<b>Gamerhex</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 5:08am<b>patd77</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 9:52pm

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Audem's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML

#21439737
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27642) - you deserved it (7324)

On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at the supermarket, a woman came up to me and said I looked just like her son, who was killed in Afghanistan. She tearfully asked if she could hug me "one last time". It was a little weird, but I let her. 10 minutes later, at the checkout, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

#21425871
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31889) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - money - by Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

#21408243
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30692) - you deserved it (3029)

On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

#21379871
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (782) - you deserved it (3430)

On 03/23/2015 at 12:42am - animals - by birdsterrifyme - United States (Missouri)

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34754) - you deserved it (3123)

On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

#21350106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39531) - you deserved it (5545)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24439) - you deserved it (2657)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24439) - you deserved it (2657)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24439) - you deserved it (2657)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31445) - you deserved it (4433)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was asked by a total stranger if I had Tourettes. This is the third time this has happened to me. FML

#21342680
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26582) - you deserved it (5072)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:39am - misc - by Evra (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

#21292742
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37593) - you deserved it (9371)

On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML

#21287428
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31554) - you deserved it (7833)

On 10/29/2014 at 12:55am - work - by shadysheikh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. FML

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

#21282362
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32902) - you deserved it (2330)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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