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  • Town/Country : Le Mans, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1905
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 12:44pm<b>jchast98</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 10:26pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 3:38pm<b>bigbrown24</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 7:02pm<b>dimerneckel</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 3:57pm<b>p_diddy77</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 4:42pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 12:55pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 11:01am<b>Farklez</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 7:26am<b>Raleaf</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 7:16am<b>kusje</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 4:24am<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 11:33pm<b>DA_JUDGE123</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 3:11pm<b>SpyroMello</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 1:34pm<b>oldskoolfun</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 9:32am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 7:49am<b>Incognico</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 6:33am<b>xxjeramiahxx</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 12:06pm

Fucked!<b>jairienfaite</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 8:30pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 7:37pm<b>theRonin</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 9:54pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 9:01pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 4:15pm<b>nomasuras</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 12:02pm<b>Hoboman69</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:35am<b>minimanion</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 2:46am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 2:35am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 10:10pm<b>QBChris43</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 3:53pm<b>TheFeels</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 12:37pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:06pm<b>januswraith6</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:23pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:20am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:55am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:21pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:05am

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Audem's favorite FMLs

Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless selfie from my Nan followed quickly by a simple sorry text. Sorry is not going to pay for the years of therapy I need. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2016 at 11:01pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML

by Welp / 07/03/2016 at 8:39am / Romania / Work

Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML

by DesperateMother / 06/28/2016 at 6:12am / France (Alsace) / Kids

Today, my 9 year-old daughter had really bad constipation. When I took her to the doctor, he had to 'break it up' with a gloved finger, and then he sent me home with directions on how to administer an enema. I do not recommend trying to give an enema to a kid that doesn't want one. FML

by anon mom / 05/11/2016 at 8:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, I had a heart attack. In the hospital the doctor compared my heart to that of a stressed out 60 year-old's. I'm 17 and I don't even have a job yet. FML

by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 11:39am / Health

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

by UniGrad2019 / 01/25/2016 at 11:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm / United States / Health

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

by brbkillingmyself / 08/08/2015 at 6:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I learnt the meaning of the phrase "ménage à trois". I had always thought it was synonymous with "fiasco" and have used it several times in essays. FML

by johobus28 / 08/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, at the supermarket, a woman came up to me and said I looked just like her son, who was killed in Afghanistan. She tearfully asked if she could hug me "one last time". It was a little weird, but I let her. 10 minutes later, at the checkout, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

by Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III / 06/14/2015 at 9:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2015 at 2:59am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

by birdsterrifyme / 03/23/2015 at 12:42am / United States (Missouri) / Animals

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

by TJFuentes / 02/11/2015 at 8:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

by DreamsDontComeTrue / 02/05/2015 at 1:15am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous