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Audem

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Audem

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  • Town/Country : Le Mans, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1015
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>gamergirl18155</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 6:13pm<b>raven83</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 10:20am<b>ASmith0929</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 7:27am<b>dcb132z</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 6:52am<b>adrianvons</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 4:58am<b>Zach_attack_</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 2:26am<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:47am<b>pantherfan0877</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:28pm<b>jrod9327</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 2:00pm<b>joyboy390</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 1:52pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 12:59pm<b>hardesty</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 12:23pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 11:46am<b>JKROB</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 11:12am<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 12:05am<b>Joshery</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 10:35pm<b>Marcelb</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 2:41pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 12:19pm

Liked!<b>gamergirl18155</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 12:14am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 5:46pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 6:20pm<b>RA91</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 4:44am<b>Termanator141</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 4:43am<b>TOLL</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 10:26pm<b>Gamerhex</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 5:08am<b>patd77</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 9:52pm<b>_3_ThatOneGuy_3_</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 1:56pm<b>rahulcool7</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 12:03am<b>Jpav1</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 9:04pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 2:03am

Audem's FML badges

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Audem's favorite FMLs

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34651) - you deserved it (3120)

On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

#21350106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39426) - you deserved it (5539)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24363) - you deserved it (2639)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24363) - you deserved it (2639)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24363) - you deserved it (2639)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30612) - you deserved it (4135)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was asked by a total stranger if I had Tourettes. This is the third time this has happened to me. FML

#21342680
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25723) - you deserved it (4734)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:39am - misc - by Evra (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

#21292742
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35506) - you deserved it (8607)

On 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML

#21287428
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31467) - you deserved it (7815)

On 10/29/2014 at 12:55am - work - by shadysheikh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. FML

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

#21282362
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32799) - you deserved it (2323)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

#21282362
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32799) - you deserved it (2323)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

#21282362
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32799) - you deserved it (2323)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

#21272079
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30296) - you deserved it (12197)

On 10/06/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by eh - Azerbaijan (Baki)

Today, as a limo driver, I had to drive 8 guys for a night-out from their wives. I put the Michigan/Rutgers game on the radio, thinking they would appreciate that. Apparently, they wanted to listen to their "pump-up" songs instead, which were mostly Katy Perry songs. FML

#21271972
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36820) - you deserved it (4700)

On 10/06/2014 at 11:05am - work - by theseguysarewhipped... - Canada (Ontario)



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