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Audem

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  • Town/Country : Le Mans, France
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1545
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>Xhase</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:28am<b>Sabweee_</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 10:13pm<b>davo_ib_local</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 11:49am<b>minimanion</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 8:46pm<b>juliebrn</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 8:20pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 2:59pm<b>superuser1234</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 11:51pm<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 10:44am<b>kanyevevo</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 3:45pm<b>ryanding</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 11:46am<b>infernoblaze84</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 5:14pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 8:35pm<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 11:23pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 5:10pm<b>QBChris43</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 9:53am<b>lCrimsonlSkyl</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 11:44am<b>SOULFFEJ</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 4:04am<b>pyromaniac9</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:48am

Fucked!<b>minimanion</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 2:46am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 2:35am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 10:10pm<b>QBChris43</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 3:53pm<b>TheFeels</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 12:37pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:06pm<b>januswraith6</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 8:23pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:20am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:55am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:21pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:05am<b>24jfred</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:44am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 8:37pm<b>themechanic315</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 8:07pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 8:05pm<b>gamergirl18155</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 12:14am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 5:46pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 6:20pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

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Audem's favorite FMLs

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

#21519527
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19589) - you deserved it (1738)

On 01/25/2016 at 11:54pm - love - by UniGrad2019 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

#21478782
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28186) - you deserved it (1529)

On 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

#21453582
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23306) - you deserved it (2677)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by brbkillingmyself - United States

Today, I learnt the meaning of the phrase "ménage à trois". I had always thought it was synonymous with "fiasco" and have used it several times in essays. FML

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML

#21439737
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28856) - you deserved it (7923)

On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at the supermarket, a woman came up to me and said I looked just like her son, who was killed in Afghanistan. She tearfully asked if she could hug me "one last time". It was a little weird, but I let her. 10 minutes later, at the checkout, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

#21425871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33880) - you deserved it (5006)

On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - money - by Justin 'Cuntface' Bieber III (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML

#21408243
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32436) - you deserved it (3391)

On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

#21379871
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30509) - you deserved it (4224)

On 03/23/2015 at 12:42am - animals - by birdsterrifyme - United States (Missouri)

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36647) - you deserved it (3522)

On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

#21350106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41580) - you deserved it (6203)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26361) - you deserved it (2980)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26361) - you deserved it (2980)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26361) - you deserved it (2980)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

#21342882
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33103) - you deserved it (4634)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was asked by a total stranger if I had Tourettes. This is the third time this has happened to me. FML

#21342680
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27605) - you deserved it (5257)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:39am - misc - by Evra (woman) - United States (Florida)



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