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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 771
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

TODAY , I MET MY GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS. HER HUGE , EX-MARINE FATHER TOOK ME OUT BACK , SAYING HE WANTED TO SHOW ME SOMETHING. THAT SOMETHING WAS A MACHETE. HE SAVAGELY BURIED IT IN A TREE STUMP AND SAID , ( SON , IF YOU BREAK MY DAUGHTER'S HEART , THAT'LL BE YOUR DICK. ) REAL FML

#19279132
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33150) - you deserved it (5871)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Taday mah mother screamed an swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 an her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML

#19253027
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28590) - you deserved it (2695)

On 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Arizona)

Taday I was re-watching wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle , you could hear grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride , all fat looool an wide." FML

#19250410
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37767) - you deserved it (5476)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When mah stop cummed I walked down the aisle only to hear a grl mutter, "The vrginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (18547)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend calld me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decidd to go lift some weights. A few reps in, mah arm crackd an mah first reaction was to squeal like a pig. fat FML

#19187002
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8310) - you deserved it (24640)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

2day while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me!! I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up!! Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex!! FML

#18807759
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39868) - you deserved it (3085)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today.!! !! My Teacher Startd Talking About Me Quietly To The Stuffd Cat.!! !! Calld Rufus.!! !! That She Keeps On Her Desk !! FML

#18763079
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22465) - you deserved it (2056)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:25am - work - by jumbledgirl (woman) - United States

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46913) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today... the last few seconds of mah 2011 was spent staring at mah drunk... naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself an rubbing it in. FML

#18670300
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27708) - you deserved it (3061)

On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday , while shopping at Wal-Mart , a guy grabbed mah butt. When I turned around to slap him , he shook his head , said "Nice ass but such an ugly face" , then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31531) - you deserved it (7636)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I axpariancad tha most intansa pain I hava avar had in my lifa . I was aating bluabarrias whan my sistar mada a commant which sant ma into hystarics . Tha forca of having a bullat-lika barry violantly shoot out yur nostril is mora painful than it sounds . FML

#18617176
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25507) - you deserved it (3853)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17768) - you deserved it (51574)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML

#18464488
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8413) - you deserved it (73928)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)



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