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  • Number of visits : 581
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Atomic_Mushroom : Suddenly, I'm a Mushroom.
My second choice of username would have been Farting_Turtle

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Today, my dog brought me a a dead rabbit. It so happened to be the rabbit a group of neighborhood kids were looking for after they lost it yesterday. I just had to hide a body for my dog. FML

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML


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On 05/29/2015 at 4:15pm - health - by not a kiddy fiddler really (man) - United States (California)

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML


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On 05/19/2015 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 11:23pm - animals - by MyNameIsNotJeff (man) - United States

Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML


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On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML


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