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Atomic_Mushroom
  • Town/Country : Mars City, District 5
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Atomic_Mushroom : Suddenly, I'm a Mushroom.
My second choice of username would have been Farting_Turtle

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Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30093) - you deserved it (1822)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30117) - you deserved it (13577)

On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



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