Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Atomic_Mushroom

Online | Search for a member

Atomic_Mushroom

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 437
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Atomic_Mushroom : Suddenly, I'm a Mushroom.
My second choice of username would have been Farting_Turtle

Atomic_Mushroom's page activity

Visits<b>DepartmentStore</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 3:05pm<b>alexishbu</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 4:15pm<b>nonameheffa</b> - the 01/27/2014 at 10:38am<b>thebestintheworl</b> - the 12/30/2013 at 4:32am<b>Narttu</b> - the 12/18/2013 at 2:45pm<b>bryan1271999</b> - the 11/28/2013 at 8:24pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/20/2013 at 11:46pm<b>hawkeyepeirce</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 6:36pm<b>meatmaeta</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 7:07am<b>jadeluv</b> - the 10/16/2013 at 1:28am<b>BFons</b> - the 10/04/2013 at 4:28pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 09/06/2013 at 3:55pm<b>stripes97</b> - the 07/24/2013 at 2:48am<b>DetroitDov</b> - the 07/14/2013 at 10:21pm<b>blackgirllb</b> - the 06/23/2013 at 8:14pm<b>SRU_Toronto</b> - the 06/14/2013 at 7:48pm<b>penguinpride</b> - the 05/08/2013 at 7:19am<b>TheApostate</b> - the 04/28/2013 at 2:36pm

Atomic_Mushroom's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of Atomic_Mushroom's badges

Atomic_Mushroom's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML

#20159880
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32027) - you deserved it (1966)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

#12051058
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35777) - you deserved it (15333)

On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)



FML's blog

  • Essa's illustrated FML
  • Yesterday was labor day in the US. FML is international, and and specifically US-centric, but we still sat around doing nothing because we'll take any excuse to do anything. We'll endorse any national…

Friday 1 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: