Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

AtoZnumbersand_

Search for a member

AtoZnumbersand_

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 40045
  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

AtoZnumbersand_'s page activity

Visits<b>jtacket3</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 9:12am<b>theawkwardlife</b> - the 12/06/2013 at 8:27pm<b>DevinEleven</b> - the 11/17/2013 at 5:22pm<b>failalltheway</b> - the 09/24/2013 at 10:42pm<b>vashhybrid</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 5:45am<b>hunteryager</b> - the 08/11/2013 at 2:05am<b>ceji3</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 11:12am<b>jtthegr8</b> - the 01/08/2013 at 3:10am<b>MrMeaner88</b> - the 12/31/2011 at 11:40pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:02pm<b>TeenieAmerica</b> - the 04/13/2011 at 11:05pm<b>poorjudgement</b> - the 02/08/2011 at 8:46am<b>sadistmonkey</b> - the 10/19/2010 at 1:39pm<b>rudizzywhenstone</b> - the 07/12/2010 at 9:58pm<b>Siouxie</b> - the 03/24/2010 at 11:20pm<b>tangerine_12</b> - the 03/24/2010 at 1:25am<b>a_borshunist</b> - the 03/24/2010 at 1:03am<b>Outpail</b> - the 03/23/2010 at 9:39pm

AtoZnumbersand_'s FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

AtoZnumbersand_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML

#5121901
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11225) - you deserved it (62968)

On 09/08/2009 at 2:31am - money - by AyDiosMio42 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

#5121769
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36846) - you deserved it (4723)

On 09/08/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Chaznuts (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

#5087791
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15422) - you deserved it (47344)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

#5087791
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15422) - you deserved it (47344)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

#5087791
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15422) - you deserved it (47344)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13991) - you deserved it (64335)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



FML's blog

  • Jim Trim's Illustrated FML
  • Action stations! I'm back from my holiday, I've got some sort of weirdly uneven tan and I already want to go back to the beach to bum about and finish off my colouring book. But I can't. I'm still…

Friday 29 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: