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Athleticism
  • Town/Country : Louisiana, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 266
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About Athleticism : The things you need to know about me:
•I am rather fond of playing tennis.
•I want to touch Sirinz dick.

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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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