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AthinaMarie
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 August 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 884
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AthinaMarie : The name is Athina (Yes like the Greek goddess and yes that means I am Greek) I just get bored easily.. Come on here to laugh at people.. Very down to earth type of girl, love to laugh and make people laugh. To know me is to love me :)

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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (177956) - you deserved it (25398)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38794) - you deserved it (571129)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53398) - you deserved it (418753)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (178284) - you deserved it (61510)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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