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Athena_Lauren
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 July 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 152
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792 (843)

I agree, your life sucks (228749) - you deserved it (19508)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363120) - you deserved it (401470)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)