Lazy Student, Beer Drinker
Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
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On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
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On 05/04/2009 at 5:09am - kids - by Amey (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)
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