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Atara223
  • Town/Country : Columbia... Damn., USA
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About Atara223 : Hi! I'm Berri. Yes, that's my name, and it couldn't be more wrong for me.
I like almost all music, I love talking to people, very open, bi, and I'm greek.

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Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML

#5352891
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I agree, your life sucks (38652) - you deserved it (2467)

On 09/19/2009 at 3:05pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17091) - you deserved it (6516)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

#626
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16671) - you deserved it (5102)

On 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm - love - by sneezer - Sent from mobile version



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