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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7349
  • Number of comments : 185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Astroman129 : Yes, that is my dog in my pic. Yes, he is adorable.

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TADAY I FOUND OUT MAH MOM WAS GETTING REMARRIED, TO MAH DAD. HE'S BEEN IN PRISON FOR FIVE YEARS BECAUSE HE PUSHED HER OUT A WINDOW. FML

#5116471
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56247) - you deserved it (2298)

On 09/07/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by kennedygeeee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking on a busy street!! I saw this beautiful blonde walking acros the street and a car was coming!! I wanted to be lyk in the movie where the guy pushe the grl out of the way so she doesn't get hit!! I accidentally pushed her the wrong way!! Right into the car!! fat FML

#5107087
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12120) - you deserved it (71830)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was arguing with mah dad . I called him a geriatric fool . He replied with, "Well at least I know who mah biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking .

#5107055
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51972) - you deserved it (7462)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

Taday I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate ithen that happens?" And he walked away. FML

#5041996
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40050) - you deserved it (5077)

On 09/04/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by bubblezzz123 - United States (New York)

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through roof. FML

#5040554
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43751) - you deserved it (1915)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, wile lifeguarding, I received six prank pone calls on te official pool pone!! Wen it rang again, I picked it up, told tem to go fuck temselves, ung up, and ten left te pone off te ook!! A second later, ma cellpone rang!! It was ma boss, telling me to get a sense of umor!! FML

#5007844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36672) - you deserved it (7247)

On 09/02/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by lifeguardfuckup (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML

#5002532
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39845) - you deserved it (17379)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was urrying 4 te bus ome from work. It was raining and I ad my umbrella up. As I urried by two women, I felt my umbrella it one of tem on te ead. I turned to apologise and saw er standing wit er ands on er newly bald ead. My umbrella ad lifted er wig off er ead. FML

#4950874
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40780) - you deserved it (4306)

On 08/31/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Karen (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47247) - you deserved it (6346)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I Got Mah First Period. My Dad Bought Me A Card And Had Everyone In Mah Family Sign It. FML

#4787214
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53018) - you deserved it (4363)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

#4774065
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21666) - you deserved it (39012)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

#4630669
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116979) - you deserved it (8825)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

yesterday I was on te bus,en an elderly woman steppd in. Se lookd too weak to stand. Se lookd at me wit er sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up ma seat 4 er. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as se sat down, se says, "Ha! Sucker!" Se didn't look so cute anymore. FML

#4516147
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43792) - you deserved it (6810)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a grl. I've never done anything like this before. She stard me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walkd away.

#4506987
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44120) - you deserved it (8224)

On 08/13/2009 at 6:30pm - love - by Mark (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs an pink bedding to go with mah babby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54911) - you deserved it (20480)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)



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