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Astroman129

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 9075
  • Number of comments : 185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Astroman129 : Yes, that is my dog in my pic. Yes, he is adorable.

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Astroman129's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

by fuckmylife / 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

by fuckmylife / 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

by fuckmylife / 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML

by ocroyalty / 02/01/2010 at 2:31am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

by saintmichi / 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm / Poland (Malopolskie) / Transportation

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

by bthms / 01/31/2010 at 9:46am / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

by Twilightsux / 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm / United States / Love

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

by vikhelios / 01/30/2010 at 1:45pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad came out of a hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said "look! this place has cotton loin clothes" in front of my wedding party. FML

by indianaxx / 01/30/2010 at 12:21pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2010 at 8:16am / United States (California) / Money

Today, I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an hour of taking care of them I went to clean up their mess to find the tip they had left me. On a napkin a girl had wrote "Here's your tip for the night: Don't play leap frog with unicorns." FML

by Juggalette / 01/28/2010 at 7:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

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Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2010 at 9:25am / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

by MackeyBoy / 01/23/2010 at 1:15pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy