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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 April 1995 (19 years)
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Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML


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Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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