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Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
by ihateeverything / 01/30/2009 at 12:05pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
by likwidsol / 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Farva / 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Damm / 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Noname / 01/19/2009 at 5:26am / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by Gale / 01/13/2009 at 10:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 01/13/2009 at 5:06am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Donezoo / 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML
Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML
by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…