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Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 12:05pm - health - by ihateeverything - United States (New York)
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)
Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm - misc - by Donezoo - United States (California)
Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML
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On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML
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On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version
Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML
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On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version
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