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Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Stevo / 06/18/2010 at 3:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
by notmydad. / 05/08/2010 at 6:07am / Philippines (Manila) / Intimacy
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
by sandiego / 02/22/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by AwwChute / 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
by deadandwasted / 02/20/2010 at 3:20am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
by merse / 02/18/2010 at 8:20am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/08/2010 at 9:17pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML
by zzdug / 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by LynnJ / 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/04/2010 at 3:29am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by bluebride / 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…