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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 220
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

#20458937
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44347) - you deserved it (9220)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

#20169456
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34294) - you deserved it (5067)

On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182055) - you deserved it (46880)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

#1068348
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (153727) - you deserved it (8481)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:19pm - intimacy - by gringa_Peru (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (164706) - you deserved it (26596)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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