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Asmire

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 727
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Asmire : I'm obsessed with purple and in love with cynicism.
Favorite food: popcorn
Favorite comedian: George Carlin
Favorite color: purple
Eye color: blue
Sarcasm level: depends on the day. Over 9000?

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Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

#15209199
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57472) - you deserved it (3679)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

#15205288
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52375) - you deserved it (4406) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29246) - you deserved it (5769)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

#15198554
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32201) - you deserved it (3818)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

#15124689
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34208) - you deserved it (2799)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

#15121676
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34419) - you deserved it (4091)

On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

#15114722
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27607) - you deserved it (4100)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:44pm - kids - by Ldp56 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

#15112271
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24722) - you deserved it (7884)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:18am - misc - by Arlbethere (woman) - United Kingdom (Northumberland)

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31397) - you deserved it (4947)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

#15110567
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27878) - you deserved it (4142)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML

#15099296
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11655) - you deserved it (22901)

On 02/24/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

#15098216
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13223) - you deserved it (31303)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by Annie (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML

#15092237
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26262) - you deserved it (2372)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

#15074279
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25336) - you deserved it (12839)

On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

#15066024
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29100) - you deserved it (5930)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)



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