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About Asmire : I'm obsessed with purple and in love with cynicism.
Favorite food: popcorn
Favorite comedian: George Carlin
Favorite color: purple
Eye color: blue
Sarcasm level: depends on the day. Over 9000?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
Friday 17 October 2014