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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48927) - you deserved it (9090)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25116) - you deserved it (2162)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7306) - you deserved it (115124)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7306) - you deserved it (115124)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7306) - you deserved it (115124)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7306) - you deserved it (115124)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7306) - you deserved it (115124)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8560) - you deserved it (33186)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8560) - you deserved it (33186)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)



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