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by True Story / 08/29/2011 at 8:46am / Canada / Love
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 7:15pm / France / Love
by Thebestman123 / 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by clumbsy_at_best / 07/16/2011 at 9:11am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Username / 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm / United States / Health
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
by devilboy / 07/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by cek4uytp / 06/25/2011 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Love
by Ali (New York) / 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
by holdengurl18 / 06/21/2011 at 12:46am / China / Love
by evomadrid24 / 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Braxam / 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Health
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…