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Today, mah baby son latched onto mah nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39145) - you deserved it (3867)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I looool liked it." FML

#18180639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36579) - you deserved it (3425)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by Cat - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I learnd if u dream your having a piss , u most likely r having a piss. FML

#18163240
226 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

today while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past mah wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the ( battered wife flinch ) to get a laugh, an smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile an definitely didn't think it was funny. fat FML

#18120236
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On 10/31/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by spacemanspiff78 (man) -

TODAY, BOYFRIEND CLEARLY STATED THAT I WAS "USELESS" WHEN ON PERIOD!! FML

#18108138
185 comments

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On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I caught best friend in bd with current boyfriend . Apparently watching movies nakd is "the new in thing" . FML

#18101426
160 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on mah girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. mega FML

#18029483
162 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship !! FML

#18029239
93 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States

Today, For Our 3rd Anniversary, I Gave My Boyfriend A Watch, Courtesy Of Rolex. He Gave Me Herpes, Courtesy Of His Other Girlfriend. FML

#18014393
155 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday..!! I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said..!! "You smell good." His response..!! "You don't." FML

#17962903
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On 10/11/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Andrew - United States (Florida)

Yastarday , I found out my wifa an traa daugtars all ava tair pariod on saparata waaks. I now ava no braak from yalling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate fir mah boyfriend to grab at mah vagina in public. He did it looool again twenty minutes later. FML

#17677106
177 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today I finally got intimate with the grl I like . As I started lifting her shrt she stuck her hand down my pants an grabbed my junk . She immediately stoppedhat she was doing snickered an calmly said "Take me home." FML

#17661103
242 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today it's baan a yaar sinca I'va baan with mah girlfriand an I think that I hata mora things about har than I lika. For instanca how sha likas to throw furnitura at ma. FML

#17611164
154 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada



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