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Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39286) - you deserved it (3873)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML

#18180639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39408) - you deserved it (3675)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by Cat - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41719) - you deserved it (5561)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML

#18120236
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28363) - you deserved it (3778)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by spacemanspiff78 (man) -

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

#18108138
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35590) - you deserved it (7799)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

#18101426
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36995) - you deserved it (2689)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:22am - love - by backstabbed - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

#18029483
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29367) - you deserved it (18732)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship. FML

#18029239
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32427) - you deserved it (3277)

On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States

Today, for our 3rd anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML

#18014393
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53455) - you deserved it (4846)

On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

#17962903
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25522) - you deserved it (12464)

On 10/11/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Andrew - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39599) - you deserved it (4717)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

#17677106
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33147) - you deserved it (6557)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

#17661103
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50985) - you deserved it (6038)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36168) - you deserved it (4527)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

#17611164
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28230) - you deserved it (9748)

On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada



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