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Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

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On 06/14/2012 at 10:54am - misc - by anonymous - China (Jiangsu)

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

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On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML

#19456455
254 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Munkeh (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

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On 03/20/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Jen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

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On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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180 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML

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188 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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