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About Askaboutme790 : Nothing much to say just ask
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Monday 1 September 2014