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by SpiderFather / 07/02/2013 at 4:01am / France / Kids
by Creepedout / 06/24/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
by anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by dangerZone / 02/27/2013 at 11:43am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by crétin-crédule / 02/26/2013 at 12:02am / France (Limousin) / Love
Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
by n3ov / 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm / Pakistan (Islamabad) / Intimacy
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