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Ashley_Sky

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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Ashley_Sky's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:23pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 2:56pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:33pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:03am<b>MyUsernameisEpic</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 4:51pm<b>mval10</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 10:32am<b>somthingstupd</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 11:02pm<b>whuuut___</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 6:01pm<b>seeoseek</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 6:46pm<b>Cristhian8</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 1:41am<b>julian0605</b> - the 11/22/2013 at 7:59pm<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 08/30/2013 at 10:23pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 4:43pm<b>neomimaylee</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 1:28pm<b>ajackass</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 11:48pm<b>JackDaddy13</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 9:11pm<b>dEnVeRkUsH</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 9:28am<b>LaurenJadeK</b> - the 07/05/2013 at 4:22am

Fucked!<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 5:48pm<b>whuuut___</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 12:01am<b>seeoseek</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 12:46am

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I agree, their lives suck

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Ashley_Sky's favorite FMLs

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

by SpiderFather / 07/02/2013 at 4:01am / France / Kids

Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML

by Creepedout / 06/24/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

by anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

by dangerZone / 02/27/2013 at 11:43am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

by crétin-crédule / 02/26/2013 at 12:02am / France (Limousin) / Love

Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML

by n3ov / 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm / Pakistan (Islamabad) / Intimacy