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AshleyScruggs

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 October 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 886
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AshleyScruggs : I'll be 100 in 79 years and I love music. What else is there to say?

AshleyScruggs's page activity

Visits<b>Mintycat</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 3:20pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 6:36pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:16pm<b>Elena95</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:31pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 5:46pm<b>ShadowChaos</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 3:57am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 2:02pm<b>blakeedwards15</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 5:59pm<b>ROMAD</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 8:08am<b>muis545</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 1:52pm<b>ryry117</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 2:30am<b>bellenblaasbaas</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 2:31am<b>waltwhitman</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 9:29am<b>JtPv</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 3:28am<b>Kamikazek</b> - the 01/12/2014 at 8:41am<b>BrockALee</b> - the 01/10/2014 at 3:45pm<b>Stevieray20</b> - the 01/10/2014 at 1:26am<b>TM24D</b> - the 01/10/2014 at 12:53am

Fucked!<b>Mintycat</b> - yesterday at 9:20pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 10:46pm

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50 quality responses

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AshleyScruggs's favorite FMLs

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

by anonymous / 01/08/2015 at 2:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

by Z3R0G5 / 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my water pipes froze and burst and I now have to take snow from my back yard and boil it down into water in order to flush my toilet. FML

by Kayla_BlowPop / 01/03/2014 at 3:34am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

by notakeeper / 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

by neta_1996 / 01/02/2014 at 9:06pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

by Andrew / 01/02/2014 at 6:49pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2014 at 12:14am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I finally got proof of my theory when the dog came downstairs at 2 in the morning, looked me dead in the eye, pissed on the rug and took my socks before disappearing back upstairs. FML

by Anonymous / 01/01/2014 at 9:32pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Animals

Today, a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am, and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit suicide. He then gave me a knowing look and said, "Just something I thought you should think about," and left without buying anything. FML

by Okay_Then / 01/01/2014 at 6:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

by Anonymous / 12/31/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

by thatsfine / 07/14/2013 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous

Today, while mourning my friend's recent passing, my dad told me to shut the fuck up because "worse things are going on in the world". FML

by Anonymous / 07/14/2013 at 3:37pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Love