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Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML


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On 08/26/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by diapermommy (woman) - United States

Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said "You're a F*ing idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML


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On 06/02/2009 at 4:42am - misc - by holliefall (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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