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Ashleigh255

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4795
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ashleigh255 : Hey its Ashleigh!
I used to have the account- Ashleigh25- but it got hacked! :/
So i deleted it and made a new one! :)

umm.. I was born and raised in the south so im a pure southern girl!
I am a gymnast (in training) and i want to go pro!
I dont like trouble so dont start it! K?

If you want to know more~ Message me! :)

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Ashleigh255's favorite FMLs

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

#193845
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42908) - you deserved it (12769)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

#141984
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60462) - you deserved it (12365)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

#121719
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23986) - you deserved it (55025)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Byron fiddles (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258309) - you deserved it (88111)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41688) - you deserved it (3312)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)



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