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About AsheyPoo : This place disgusts me. The FMLs are great. The fat shamers, slut shamers, and body police are disgusting. Get over yourselves
I'm an average teen living in Canada. I'm on this app for shits and giggles and to piss idiots off. If you say something I don't like, or is totally wrong, or grammatically incorrect, I am not ashamed to point it out. Don't turn it back to me. It's your fault for saying it in the first place.
I swim, sing, write (been published a couple times) and read like my life depends on it. I'm in a steady relationship with my darling of a boyfriend for around a year and a half now. Probably any FMLs I publish will be about us. XD
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Today, whilst waiting tables at work, I served a young couple the milkshakes they had ordered. The woman at the next table verbally abused me for "teasing" her screaming sons with "unhealthy foods". FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
Thursday 22 January 2015