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AsheyPoo
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AsheyPoo : This place disgusts me. The FMLs are great. The fat shamers, slut shamers, and body police are disgusting. Get over yourselves
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I'm an average teen living in Canada. I'm on this app for shits and giggles and to piss idiots off. If you say something I don't like, or is totally wrong, or grammatically incorrect, I am not ashamed to point it out. Don't turn it back to me. It's your fault for saying it in the first place.
I swim, sing, write (been published a couple times) and read like my life depends on it. I'm in a steady relationship with my darling of a boyfriend for around a year and a half now. Probably any FMLs I publish will be about us. XD

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Today, whilst waiting tables at work, I served a young couple the milkshakes they had ordered. The woman at the next table verbally abused me for "teasing" her screaming sons with "unhealthy foods". FML

#20745796
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41391) - you deserved it (2315)

On 06/25/2013 at 1:24am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48327) - you deserved it (57906)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML

#20647234
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45973) - you deserved it (7241)

On 05/07/2013 at 3:45am - love - by serialkillingex (man) - Netherlands

Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML

#15124262
61 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 7:18am - intimacy - by horriblegf - United States

Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

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233 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am - kids - by nana (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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