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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 439
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AsheyPoo : This place disgusts me. The FMLs are great. The fat shamers, slut shamers, and body police are disgusting. Get over yourselves
Moving on
I'm an average teen living in Canada. I'm on this app for shits and giggles and to piss idiots off. If you say something I don't like, or is totally wrong, or grammatically incorrect, I am not ashamed to point it out. Don't turn it back to me. It's your fault for saying it in the first place.
I swim, sing, write (been published a couple times) and read like my life depends on it. I'm in a steady relationship with my darling of a boyfriend for around a year and a half now. Probably any FMLs I publish will be about us. XD

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AsheyPoo's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst waiting tables at work, I served a young couple the milkshakes they had ordered. The woman at the next table verbally abused me for "teasing" her screaming sons with "unhealthy foods". FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 1:24am / Australia (Queensland) / Work

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 3:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML

by serialkillingex / 05/07/2013 at 3:45am / Netherlands / Love

Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML

by horriblegf / 02/26/2011 at 7:18am / United States / Intimacy

Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

by nana / 05/19/2009 at 10:04am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids