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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 August 1988 (26 years)
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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31975) - you deserved it (141519)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

#1429978
201 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

#650429
201 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

#299103
97 comments

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On 03/13/2009 at 3:27am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met this really attractive guy who introduced himself as Wyan. He was really cool and sweet and we got along pretty well. Then someone informed me that his name is Ryan and that he has a speech impediment, AFTER I had been referring to him as Wyan for quite some time. FML

#150793
67 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 2:58am - love - by hellosaila (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

#134361
42 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

#75697
69 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me, when I asked what it was called she said "He's just not that into you". FML

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16 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by Oh really - Australia (Western Australia)



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