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Ashbashcrashed
  • Town/Country : Borehamwood, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 February 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 437
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ashbashcrashed : I'm a human. Female variety.
Oh, and I follow the "Life sucks and then you die" ethic.
And I'm obsessed with music and my Ipod.

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Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

#8994510 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (14194) - you deserved it (1558)

On 03/11/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hillingdon)

Today, I learned that even though they say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, it doesn't keep him from putting a Q-tip up your ass. FML

#8994102 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (14335) - you deserved it (2123)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:44am - health - by captainkevineff - United States

Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out at a family reunion. FML

#8993949 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (14112) - you deserved it (1977)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:28am - misc - by talhabilal - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (17498) - you deserved it (1491)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

#8742333 (298)

I agree, your life sucks (6543) - you deserved it (25423)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, I saw a man on the bus with the strangest band shirt I have ever seen. I could not help but stare at it and try and figure what the band was, until he turned to me and said "why not take a picture asshole?" then got off the bus. As he walked away I saw that he was missing an arm. FML

#8737803 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (16483) - you deserved it (3880)

On 03/01/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by theholt (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to yell out "Pass us the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML

#8658018 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (15149) - you deserved it (3946)

On 02/26/2010 at 3:30am - misc - by UnfortunateGirly (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (21385) - you deserved it (1364)

On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

#8341933 (404)

I agree, your life sucks (18555) - you deserved it (3885)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML

#8005552 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (19825) - you deserved it (7719)

On 02/08/2010 at 6:24am - love - by dreamteam (woman) - United States

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

#8005282 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (7151) - you deserved it (18229)

On 02/08/2010 at 5:52am - health - by preggers (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML

#8003264 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (5806) - you deserved it (48172)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:00am - love - by loveeyou. - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

#8001805 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (20307) - you deserved it (5946)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

#7992828 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (30913) - you deserved it (2409)

On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm - love - by Hm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (17558) - you deserved it (3759)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)