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  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1276
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9707) - you deserved it (24710)

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