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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 641
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AsainChick : High School soccer player.
I love food! And coffee & tea.

I'm pretty outspoken and I love making new friends.

Love the balls.
Ya'kno, those big soccer balls.

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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35138) - you deserved it (5845)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26000) - you deserved it (7040)

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