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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 January 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 150
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Today, my wife mentioned that she wanted to give me a three-way. I was ecstatic, until she opened her right hand, only to reveal a 3-way lightbulb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15790) - you deserved it (37824)

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