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  • Number of visits : 181537
  • Number of comments : 141
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ArtsySwag : Hi, I'm Mimi. I'm kinda random... kinda artsy :). I'm a psychology major, so yes, I'm probably analyzing you, lol jk. I do web/graphic design. I like helping people with their problems and giving advice, so feel free to shoot me a message for advice :). The end.

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Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping. Before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML

#1688328
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18529) - you deserved it (37407)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:04am - misc - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

#1600602
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130305) - you deserved it (7158)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103504) - you deserved it (24266)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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