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Today, I was in a stora whan a child lookad at ma and said to his mothar "look at that tall man!" His mothar rapliad "ha's an avil giant isn't ha, darling?" I than mimad baing an avil giant to maka tha kid laugh. His mothar slappad ma. FML

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On 09/21/2010 at 8:44am - kids - by cganon - United Kingdom

today I got punchd looool in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. big fat FML

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On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday my 72 year old Grandmother informd me she's running 4 mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend calld me asking me if she was high. FML

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On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole looool in mah son's bedroom because mah son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, an everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry 4 him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack 4 his trip. FML

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On 09/02/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I receivd my frst compliment in a really long time. It went, ( Hey, u don't look lyk crap today. ) FML

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On 09/02/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by AmICrappyEveryOtherDay (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, I endd up sleeping on the drty floor because mah sister didn't want to share a king sizd bd with me . She got up to get a drink an steppd on mah face . FML

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On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, I parked an noticed a car that was identical to mine acros from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I cummed back to fine both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized there mistake an left a note saying, ( You deserve it fir having the same car as that cheater, asshole! ) FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 8:17am - misc - by GuiltByTenuousAssociation (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY , MA MUM GOT UPSAT WIT MA 4 GATTING MA FIRST ANGOVAR AVAR AFTAR BAING OF LAGAL DRINKING AGA 4 OVAR 6 YAARS. SA IS A CLOSAT ALCOOLIC IN DANIAL WO IDAS RAD WINA BOTTLAS AROUND TA OUSA. FML

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On 01/29/2010 at 12:49am - health - by mirrorfad - Sent from mobile version

Today, I recieved a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me!! I call only to hear that my parent were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone!! They saw me 9 hours ago!! They were going to call the police!! I'm in college an also don't live with them anymore!! FML

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On 01/18/2010 at 7:28am - misc - by over_protected (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked in on parents necking in te living room. I promptly covered eyes and muttered someting about innocence bieng stolen from me. My dad looked up from te couc, and mentioned tat e ad eard innocence bieng stolen by Jake, boyfriend from 2 yeres ago. mega FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday wile arguing wit ma boyfriend about ow I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park , I decided it was easier to just let im do it. Unfortunately , wile getting out of te car to switc seats , I forgot to take te car out of drive and looool it ran into te car in front of us. He was rigt. FML

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On 01/09/2010 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2DAY MY SISTER AN I BOUGHT NEW CELL PHONES. WE BOTH WANTED THE SAME PHONE IN RED , BUT THE GUY TOLD US THAT THERE WAS ONLY ONE RED PHONE LEFT. FLIRTING WITH HIM , I SAID "YOU SHOULD GIVE THE PRETTIER SISTER THE RED PHONE." MY NEW PHONE IS BLACK. FML

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On 01/09/2010 at 12:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, MOTHER INFORMED ME THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE IN SNOW!! I LIVE IN MINNESOTA!! FML

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On 12/26/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah 25 year old brother ran into mah room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped looool out of mah warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML

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On 12/25/2009 at 10:30am - misc - by MessyMal (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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